Sugar Daddies & Mistresses!



You know sometimes I’d like to believe that I’ve seen it all—life with all its drama in all its various forms , all seasons and episodes, and just when I’m about to revel in all that boss mode, BAAAM!!! Life decides to release another episode of “I DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING!”.

   So there was this man, remember I said “man” and not “guy” or “boy” meaning that this man was old enough to be my father. For the purpose of this story, we’ll refer to him as Mr. X.

    Mr. X happened to be one of the contractors working together with my mum’s team on this job they’d been given in my school. Most days after school, my usual norm was to go to my mum’s office and chill a bit with hopes of scoring a little extra cash from her before heading back to my hostel, and most days I came, I’d meet the team having meetings for one reason or the other with Mr. X being present.

    At first it was the usual: “aah, madam, Owu nwa gi nwanyi? O toochala oo, okwa nke a bu nke n’agu medicine?(aah, Madam is this your daughter?, chaaii, she’s all grown up, oh is this the one studying medicine?, aah very nice”) .Of course I’d have this plastic smile plastered on my face as I g politely greeted, being the little innocent girl that I was (okay, maybe not so innocent).

    I remember one time I went to my mum’s office after school looking all tired, Mr. X was there, and when he saw me, he started going on and on about how I shouldn’t let myself get too stressed out and how he doesn’t like seeing me stressed out, etc. I managed a faint smile as I said thank you to show my appreciation for his concern. But I guess he really wanted to show how concerned he was because he reached inside his pocket, brought out a sum of money and bade me take it and buy myself a nice meal for lunch and a chilled drink. I smiled, said thank you, and politely declined the offer, but he wasn’t taking no for an answer. I looked at my mum whom gave me the okay on accepting the money so i accepted the money and thanked him for his generosity, my Mum thanked him as well.

     Occasionally I’d run into Mr. X outside my mum’s office, and whenever I saw him, he’d start making weird  comments like: “Nne, okwa ima na-imaka, chaii, okwanu open teeth gi n’ eko m, m gwa mummy gi kita na mu like gi, o ga-achu m n’oru” (you know you’re a pretty girl, I like this your open-teeth oo chaii, but if I tell your mummy that I like you, she’ll fire me from my job ”). As usual, I’d innocently smile, thank him for the compliment, make some excuse about being late for class and be on my way. The man gave me the creeps.


   So yesterday, I was heading to my mum’s office after school as usual when I saw Mr. X pulling up in front of her office. There was no avoiding him as I had to pass him on my way to the entrance. At this point, I’d seriously started considering turning back, I mean, as much as I needed some pocket money, being broke and starving all through the weekend didn’t sound so bad when compared with having to see this man. I had already started making up reasons in my head to justify my starvation in case any of my friends asked why I wasn’t eating—I could say I was on a diet, I’ve been trying to shed some weight after all, or I could say I was fasting for the success of my upcoming exams(yup, that definitely sounded like a good idea).  Oops! too late; he saw me as he stepped out of his car. After all the formalities were out of the way, he again  began with speeches of how he really likes me, but  doesn’t want to get in my Mum’s bad books seeing as she’s his boss and all that other weird stuff.

   He went further to ask what time I got off school and if he could come by my hostel in the evening after closing hours. I told him I had exams and was too busy to entertain any visitors, but as always he wasn’t taking no for an answer as he kept insisting that he’d come to my hostel later on so we could just chat for a bit. He kind of sounded something like this: *insert sugar daddy voice* “baby just relax eea, ihe obuna ichoro, mee ka mu mara, I’ll take good care of you nwa, ka m takea gi out, o buru point and kill or nkwobi, just nke o buna ichoro, gwa m, anaghim a like ka stress na-eme gi inugo?(baby just relax, if you want anything, just let me know, I’ll take good care of you. Let me take you out, if you like fish pepper soup or nkwobi, anything at all, just let me know. I don’t want you being stressed out okay?)

   I could hear my inner self screaming out :” Chaii, is this how hard life is now? Getting a girl is now as simple as a plate of nkwobi? This life is really nobody’s own.
 He also begged me not to tell my mum of our little talk else he might lose his job, and how it should be just between the both of us. In that instant I actually had to ask myself if I really appeared so naïve. I mean young? Yes! but do I look naïve?. He then said that since I was on my way inside to see my mum, I should give her something from him, because she was in a meeting and he didn’t want to disturb, I said okay. He went to the back of his car, opened the trunk and brought out a bottle of wine and some fancy looking paper.



 Ladies and gentlemen, could you believe that what he had in his hand was the invitation card to his wedding which was just 2days away?

As for what happened next? That’s a story for another day, but I’ll tell you guys this, it’s not too early or too late to start covering your future husband and family with the blood of the lamb. Someone will read this now and say all men cheat and it’s a guy thing, well to that person or those people I say, Olumo rock fall on you(I’m in my father’s house, come and beat me).
What would you do if you found yourself in this situation and what do you think could be the cause of this—that a man about to get married in a few days is hunting for some young girl to mess around with, I mean this man is old enough to be my father!
As always, do have a nice day and an awesome weekend ahead.


                                                                                                      Dr. Alma Rosenfield

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